Monday, August 31, 2015

The VMAS red carpet 2015
lets hit it bitches because its one in the morning and we have a life!

Miley Cyrus
all hail miss itty bitty tits galore!

the outfit is pretty chic for the vmas u need to get some eye poppers especially if ur the host! but she could have gone totally wild with it, but all she could manage is to steals daddy's silver belts.

Demi Lovato
the outfit is nice but nice won't make the cut honey! ur on the red carpet! hungry fashion bitches like us will come for you if u don't get it right, we like you and u have some ounce of talent so we will let ya of the hook this time the hair is horrible tho!.

Nicki Minaj
she is killing it, on stage! but here her makeup is only killing it! honey don't be a kim cliche my dear! a terrible fashion inspiration to go for tbh!

Taylor swift and the sisterhood of the travelling pantyhoes
taylor honey wearing sequined pjs are u kidding me! and selena's dress is so damn boring if u could stare at it you will go right into a coma! idk who the other bland bitches are! cara is the only one here killing it! the rest is poop!

Rita Ora
the Black swan .On steroids.

kim kardashian and kanye west
kim is the medial temptress,or a couch i can't decide, kanye looks like a homeless person tbh!

Britney spears
this all screams so painful! her face if u look closely, looks like the white mask from scream!
gurrrrrrrrrl u have been in vegas far too long she be wearing showgirl outfits in bed too!
take it easy.

Kylie jenner
this is pretty good, not a red carpet look tho!

Justin beiber
depresssed lesbian working in a coffee shop.


nick Jonas
 did somebody order a hot ass beef stake on the red carpet! i want this with extra fries please! <3 br="">

Kourtney Kardashian
Wearing her period.

Vaneesa Hudgens
Gypsy princesss! the gown is sweet and romantic! but the theme of the night was edgy and modern! its not ur night honey!

Kelly Osborne
regardless of wht she wears i hate her! worst host ever,and btw the pant suit is shitty as hell! the hair is a mess! its time to change ur saloon and get ur roots done gurl! 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Britney Spears- Work Bitch Pop icon in Video but Zombie in Real Life!

Teen Pop sensation
Oops sorry that never leaves ur tongue does it, probably miss Britney is too Old for this title, as for seeing she is Mom for two , her new Single  Work Bitch really proves she is able to stand in those fabulous pair of deadly high heels and ready to fight for this title!
and SHE WON'T let go!
"Work Bitch" (stylized as "Work B**ch!") is a song recorded by Miss Britney spears for a forthcoming Album Britney jean!
Work Bitch" made its premiere on September 15, 2013. and got us prepared for another Britney spears era of Amazing dance pop, fusion songs which reeks of sex pheromones and VODKA!

and everybody did like it! because its Effin Britney spears we're talking about!
The song Starts with a slow bass which finally gains momentum and makes you wanna stand and shake you BOO TAY and Jiggle Your TIT TAES vigorously . Then a slow and sensual voice of mrs britney spears employing you for work and as the Ring Leader she Gets to Whip you up in shape still Keeping her Base! pumping!

and that Lyrics start . lemme tell you they had the most advanced Britney Lyrics yet RIGHT!
no -.-!
they are not deep sensual Lyrics, that make you think,but they do give of a point, she is appetizing  your hunger for the perks of being a Pop icon and Luxuriates of Fame


well she Air Brushed herself to Perfection didn't she ,to Prove her Point!


Yeah but if the Paparazzi see's her two Boys Driving it, there would Be MEDIA frenzy!


 in the Next line she says of u want a  Lamborghini ,a fancy car which is usually seen in Rap videos  on which number of Girls will surely be twerking and doing Booty Pops on the Hood!
and Sipping maritnis, a drink which surely the rich enjoy when they feel like Gossiping! or when they Bitch about someone!
but WAIT DRINKING WHILE DRIVING! i don't know about you miss britney spears but i don't wanna be a DRUNK BITCH thats for sure!
Moving on! to the Main Chorus Line where Brit Brit tells you to Get of ur Lazy ass  off and TO

or she will spank your lazy ass with a whip,and get you in line ! OUCH!
The Song is really catchy and perfect for an upbeat Pop tempo! where it stands Most Definitely Better than Scream and shout!
in scream and shout there are light moments where the song slows down. but work bitch never lets you to rest But wants to keeping moving them Hips and that BOO TAY! till you get in shape!
a perfect song for me in my workout session!
The Video was was shot by Ben Mor, who had previously worked on the video for Spears and Will-i-am's' 2012 single, "Scream & Shout!
where she acts like a dominating seamstress telling all the WANABEES how its done and proving herself that why she is  the Princess of Pop!
she's in the dessert wearing her sexy outfiutts whipping her pet proteges into shape and being all
SEXY! and makes a Great comeback right after we are about to forget about femme fetale!
BOOM! there she is Popping another album making us dance again

Work Bitch may seem like to many People as an Empowerment song! a dance song telling you to get of uR LAME ASS! and getting to work to the Lazy people of America! Britney spears may seem as epitome of a free woman and shouting her statements of So called work ethic in this pop video where she seems active as a dog in heat but in actuality i think of Britney spears as a Glamor zombie!
back in the day when she was judging people on X factor!
she was constantly acting like a deranged zombie! i had doubts that she could even speak at all
Simon Cowell was ready to fire her as a judge because he wanted the Crazy fun Britney but all he got was DIRTY TIRED AND PAUNCHY! and mmmm wht else yeah!
who would pay for 15Million dollars for a couple of "OO THATS AMAZING" and Half claps!?
Boring Brit Brit getting fierd! BOOHOO!
and as i saw the audition she was constantly under the surveillance of her husband/manager  Jason Trawick! watching her every move and and her every dialogue who now shares LEGAL CONTROL OVER HER!!
thats Preposterous!

Britney spears wasn't all comfortable with her DRAMATIC entourage of sexy wanna be femme feteles who she was delightfully whipping away!
she said, ahem
“A lot of sex goes in to what I do… But sometimes I would just like to bring it back to the old days when it was like one outfit through the whole video, and you’re just dancing through the whole video, and there’s not that much sex stuff going on and it’s just about the dance.”
“A lot of sex goes in to what I do… But sometimes I would just like to bring it back to the old days when it was like one outfit through the whole video, and you’re just dancing through the whole video, and there’s not that much sex stuff going on and it’s just about the dance.”
“A lot of sex goes in to what I do… But sometimes I would just like to bring it back to the old days when it was like one outfit through the whole video, and you’re just dancing through the whole video, and there’s not that much sex stuff going on and it’s just about the dance.”
"A lot of sex goes into what I do. But sometimes I would like to bring it back to the old days when there was like one outfit through the whole video, and you're dancing the whole video, and there's like not that much sex stuff going on. It's about the dance and it'’s about being old school, it's like keeping it real and just making it about the dance. I’d love to do a video like that"

which clearly Means she was pressurized to do this sexy desert Montage which tries to show that she's the QUEEN but in actuality she's the SLAVE!

who tries to teach other People that if u become slaves you get RICH!
HAVE perfect toned bodies, and yeah FREE martinis! yum!

work Bitch is an amazing Pop song but it can be called as predictable in Britney standards but still stands amazing  and FRESH!
she may be a real life Zombie but she truly comes ALIVE in this video and makes a Brilliant comeback!Telling us Precisely why she is still HOT in the Business!
because who so ever is controlling her, because as i said she's not in her own senses at least is telling all the right clues on how to stay HOT in the business and constantly telling her
WELL! to


Saturday, November 2, 2013

The To Do List- how this is the Most Aweomest Movie i have seen in MONTHS!

in these tough times, especially in this tough economy, its Hard to make Friends!
Um okay that wasn't very well put sorry? lemme rephrase it
in these tough times and especially when ur a social outcast and definitely an introvert who as a potential to make friends but can't find friends who are of his CALIBER, u entertain ur lonely self with Movies.
Trust me when i say this I watch a lotta movies ALOT!
and in these few Months its hard to find a Good Movies that Sorta relaxes my nerves and helps my brain release endorphins of Movie Flick Pleasure!
that last movie which did that was
after that i have been passing my time watching lame movies like the sitter, and some shitty horror movies that don't really make sense!
but when i discovered this JACKPOT when it came out!
the story was very riveting enough, and very and very interesting, but i had no sense that it was THAT FUNNY!
This is SOooooOOOOOoo my kinnda Movie!
The to do List has the Old Comic humor that really makes u laugh, and its disgustingly sexy funny lines really tickles ur funny bone!

so this is the story of your Average nerd and and super Organized Brandy Brandy Klark, who is socially awkward KLUTZ! after her Graduation she is ridiculed as a virgin!

Wendy and Fiona her best Buds which, take her to a party after her Graduation where she gets drunk for the first time,  and as the party progresses she mentions she almost had sex with a college boy named Rusty Waters
rusty is a DEAD HOT HUNK!
and sparks her RAGING TEENAGE ESTROGEN hormones for the first time!but when rusty was about to bang her like CARAZY! but he Backed off for reasons the WHOLE AUDIENCE would know duh!
At this point she decided she was going to learn all about sex over the summer and go on a quest to have sex with Rusty.

now i have my fare share of exploring on the matter! the to do list falls in place with other  sex comic releases like the American pie series, Van wilder, Miss march, the Girl Next door,the road trip and the list goes on and on,
but this movie stands out among all the rest because for the First time a female protagonist has stood out in the League of Males and challenged them that Girls could be equally Horny as Boys are!
and  aubrey Plaza gives a Fine performance as bratty 90's teenager. i mean No one could have done it better than her!

anyways on her way into the Enlightening sexual Journey she makes a list, a list which not only helps her get into the social ladder, but she comes sexy,confident and and expert on so many levels all because of that list, she changes from a Virgin to
sexy Goddess!
but in the way of achieving her Goal of completing that list she not only breaks the Hearts of her Friends wendy and Fiona but aslo her so called Boyfriend and friend Cameron!

the characters in the Movie were very Raunchy and FUNNY and i loved all of them!
this Movie is a One of  a kind Movie which surely will make you laugh staring from its funny START with a strange but really effing hilarious song
AH YOU SO HORNY to the end where Brandy takes her Raging Hormones of to College!
so whenever you see this Movie
SIT BACK AND ENJOY! and LOCK UR DOOR TOO! in case anyone comes in !

Monday, October 28, 2013

A thousands Words-By Jennifer Brown! The aftershocks of SEXTING!

Sexting! the insane acts of Hormone ragged Horny teenagers having Sexual Intercourse by the Help of TEXTING!
And Jennifer brown really Pumps up the Story on this Issue and touches us with a Really light but Impeccable story of a Sexting issue Gone terribly WRONG!
and i thought Phone sex was enough!
people have Now started have started expressing their inner Whores through text too!
well that's something new!
to me the concept of Sexting was something very New and Weird but this Book gave an inner insight how disastrous it can be !

just Look at miley cyrus
the Poor thing was just trying to send her Feelings of eternal Horniness to someone Special maybe her ex boyfriend at that time Justin gaston!
that she was feeling IDK! mature,but when thse pictures of miley got out! ALL hell broke Loose! well anyways she be doing much more of this now!
so this is an OLD ISSUE i brought up!
anyways coming upto  the Review!

A thousand words!
Yes a pretty heavy ride around the drama town i must say so myself,
The reason i picked up this book was because of its appealing story and had a certain affinity towards it that i couldn't resist. So most definitely i picked it up.
This is the story of a young Ashleigh, a naive and callow high schooler and better yet a virgin!
To her the most valuable things in her life were friends vonnie and someother girls ( idk her name because she wasn't a part of the story i swear if she were a cookie she would be a whoreo,And u will say comeon hasnain ur acting like one of those people who called Ashleigh a whore! But no i'm calling the other girl because of what she did, and if u read it u will find soon enough!  but serioiuslly!

her young,handsome off to college boyfriend kaleb!
Kaleb was going to college and ashleigh was downright depressed about it, and her friends were increasing her sense of depression by saying things like kaleb is going to meet college girls who could do more than u could ever do! That peer pressure forced little Ashleigh into a deep boyfriend complex which forced her to use her last weapon to impress her boyfriend kaleb,

a little something to prove she was better then college girls, she could have give him a a gift or a surprise farewell party, but instead she went to bathroom and did a foolish mistake, a mistake that she was going to regret for life.
When I got the part when her boyfriend was doing a disgusting act of spreading her naked pictures around school which became viral, I was pretty much pissed of at kaleb not just me, but i think a lot of people, Because it was a very douchy thing to do, but in the end, kaleb got wht he deserved.

Its very hard to own up to our mistakes, confess them, and its one tough fight, when we are fighting with our selves, constantly struggling inside to find ourselves, to believe that we were once right, to unbelieve wht we did.
This regret is surely painful, but ashley soon discovers, that wht she did, (which sure she wasn't aware when she was doing it) wasn't all about her, but affected her parents too and soon she learns that its better to embrace her regret rather than running away from, it
Transforming her image from " slut up for garbs or vonnie's buttercup" to actually being herself Ashleigh,! And found her self confidence and a friend or something more!

p.s a 3 star rating due to following reasonssss............
A. The end was nice and cute but pretty much hopeless and left me with a lot of questions unanswered!
B.the lack of chemistry between Ashleigh and mack!
C. The lack of chemistry between Ashleigh and her parents.
Other than that the story was downright awesome!!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Katy perry- ROAR more like a MEOW!

yes Ladies and transvestites and KATY CATS of course!
not too long ago our very own Jesus freak turned into a Californian teenage dreaming pop sensation Katy perry released her New album "prism" and ofcourse her lead single Roar
which delivered nothing but  a raunchy display of feminism sexuality and over exposure of feline like Behavior!
katy perry's Roar is nothing but yet another predictable pop anthem which GOES ON AND ON and makes you go WELL LOCO!
and u ask ur self a question is it worth buying on Itunes!
if i were you! i would like! Puleeze i'd rather by a EFFin large Bag of cheetos!

the fact that i didn't like the song remains perfectly clear but i am sure looking forward to perry's album! which is quite the unusual name!
i mean Prism,why did she name it prism! yeah sure it a three dimensional Geometrical object!
but why name it as a album?
did she do it to reveal that underneath the cool, peepy cheery, a girl who just lost her virginity type of aura there is something darker lurking inside of perry!
and there many sides to her personality!  MAYBE! i mean thats why she going Crazy and shit and burning up, all her wigs! and attending her own funeral!

there are two line of thoughts on this!
first after russel Brand she definitely has gone completely LOCO!
or second she wants to remove her old self and start with something NEW! like MADONNA'S reinvention!!
all this doesn't change the Fact that to me ROAR was completely OFF single to me!
and little miss perry got Quite into a Controversy for this!
just like Los Angeles times said!
"Just like her previous inescapable smashes, ‘Roar’ comes courtesy of pop masterminds Dr. Luke and Max Martin and will easily claw its way to the top of radio spins even though the song’s uncomfortably close sonic flirtation with Sara Bareillies’ smash ‘Brave’ already has fans up in arms on Twitter.”
see not me but tons of People compared it to SARA BAREILLIES Brave!
i mean did katy perry act like a thief and stole Bereillies song lyrics and converted into her own pop empowerment single!
or was it juts a plain coincidence! I doubt!
and PETA two were on her perfectly tanned and shaped ass because of the Over use of Animals for her ridiculous AMAZON/Tarzinna theme she was going with !

but Peta's Claims were pretty much lame to me cuz all ms perry was doing was talking Funny pictures of herself and a monkey and Goofing around with the tiger and elephant! while dressed up like an AMAZONIAN PEA "COCK or a Mexican SALAD BASKET!

when watching her ridiculous and mortifying display of her transgression against Purple wigs, i thought she would Go with something amazing and edgier! but Sadly!

it looked like a parody of worst possible Nightmares!
i expected great
 things from ms perry when she Dropped her Music videos for WELL
i'm talking about teenage dream! and the music videos were those kinds of Iconic Music videos which surley my grandsons's grandsons will watch and SAY
OUR GREAT GREAT grandfather used to watch some CLASSY SHIT! but Roar was a big Disappointment not only in the Form of the SONG but in the form of a ridiculous music Video! ms perry need to put her mature boots on  now!
And as far as i can say !
the only reason why katy's single charted on the Billboard charts was because of her Imperious legacy she left behind in the form of teenage Dream an soley this single charted on the support of her Teenage dream era!
i hope that she will release yet another glorious single and make me fall in Love with her again!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

50 shades of Nauseation- A BOOK to Destroy Healthy Brain cells!

MOM! I'm Scared :(
i have fully read 50 shades of Grey!
eww who the fuck am i kidding i stopped in between. could not digest it any further! it was just like a disgusting sack of Hagges which was incredibly hard to ingest!
and therefore Voila my title!
even though 50 shades was a highly successful book which hurts me to admit that it really SOLD lots of Copies.
the thing that bothers me that how something like THIS was published in the first Place?
i know, i know
this is a question which i ask myself every time, why do people like these sort of things anyways, its like those fundamental question that can never be Answered like
how is the Sky Blue?|
or Why the Devil wear's Only Prada? there is DIOR armani and Shit Load of Brands out there! why did she go with only prada?
well that will Remain always a mystery to me?
Anyways coming right to the Topic i am very Shocked to see people go CRAZY over this Certain Diarrhea of Words( the book) and Whts wrong with HOLLYWOOD anyways they make these Kinnda Books into Movies but they Leave Original Books with such amazing raw stories behind!? These questions would make me MAD soon!

and they are going hysterical over the cast!i mean If i were an amazingly established actress like Angelina Jolie, or Kate winslet or Even emma stone or emma watson, i would never EVA work in this movie!
ofcourse i can see shining beacon of Hope for the Hollywood industry, when i read a lotta actors Denied taking the role of Christina grey! i mean who wants to be A S&m torturer right!

Rihanna WOULD!

and not just one, not just two but an ANA of stars denied taking the role of Mr. Christian Grey seriously!
and PUhleeeez don't get me started on Anastassia! i soo hate that character, even more than  mr Christian grey himself!
that character is DOWNRIGHT pathetic, down to it very Core! i mean how can a character can be SOOOOOoooooo pathetic!
in the Book she literally Ana is just a giant mess of a human being. She's insecure to the point of it being laughable, 'klutzy' (even though she only trips twice in the entire book) and About halfway through, I wished I'd been keeping track of the word "crap" because Ana is constantly saying/thinking it. Crap, Holy Crap, Double and Triple Crap, Oh Crap, This Crap, That Crap, any and all Crap. Speaking of crap, if I ever, ever ever have to hear/read the words "inner goddess" again, I'm going to construct a pyre out of tampons and maxi pads, light it, and toss unsuspecting women into it.The end of the book was absolutely hilarious, with Ana fleeing in emotional tumult because Christian can't give her what she needs (love! *sniff*)

and after all this humiliation our very smart people of Hollywood *Sigh*
 They're thinking of turning it into a movie....I can't..i just.......