Good Time- by ParisHilton a shining beacon of Hope for all Socialities

SO Hello critiques! Bonjure!
are you tierd of watching the real housewives of new jersey, are u really pissed of at seeing the agonizing and mortifying display of a marriage proposal by kanye to kim!
well to all those wanna socialites who want become famous LISTEN UP! especially u Kim! 
follow Paris hilton!
i can't say i Love her, but at least the lady got some class, as compared to kim! and that class makes me want to like her!
the platinum blonde has done everything but still maintains that class which ensures her as the rightful place as the queen of Socialites!
paris hilton debuts her New single Called Good time! and tbh
her previous singles were far much better than this one, but i really Digged the video, and the cover art is AWESOMENGLY AMAZING!

the song is a beat trance tempo song which has kinnda a bubbly vibe to it
and its not bad! but i can say it quite clearly its not SOOOOOOOOOOOoooo not for me!
but i will be looking forwward to Paris's Album
Hilton's forthcoming Cash Money debut album will be her first full-length in seven years. "Paris," Hilton's 2006 debut album, has sold 198,000 copies to date
i mean i love the songs form her previous album!
like Nothing in this World, stars are blind and Jealousy(i suppose its for you Nikky! )

the Music video is ALL POPPY anf BUBBLY with Glow sticks in the dark, so FUn at POOL!
hot naked dancers in speedos, Lil wayne as raunchy as EVA! and Eww disgusting!
and she be going dancing Flipping of haters, laying in a bikini with  Swarovski crystals, and Ofcourse having one hella of Good time!
A lesson for all socialites if u wanna be TOTALLY HOT like Paris!

Bitch Please!

well you can't

Happy Holloweeen!

I wish this were a Real Movie!
would be a real treat for me seeing Taylor swift as a cold blooded deamoness
killing taylot launter and God Knows how many Boyfriends/hookups/Craig's list guys/other internet guys who dumped her!
it would be real fun to see slice Harry styles up! YAY!
ANYWAYS
HAPPY HOLLOWEEEN

Revenge Wears Prada! More to Revenge Wears Clerance bin extras!

This was supposedly the most awaited sequel! that most people would be dying to get a copy, and those people including me were pretty much disappointed at Lauren weisberger! for writing a literally shitty sequel to its most amazing and glorious beginning.
the Andy i saw in the movie and the andy i read in ( devil wears prada)the previous book are completely different stereotypes resonating the same image but can't fully comprehend it.
after deeming the fashion industry as something too dangerous and fallaciously wasteful she plunges right into it!
i mean starting a bridal magazine! HELLO its a gateway to La Mode( parieeee) i mean haven't she heard of bridal couture!
designers like vivienne westwood and verawang, Valentino rule this dominion!
my expectations from andy were very high, i mean writing for something important like government politics,i thought she was going to be the real andy, full of hope and life! but i think runway did have a huge impact on her and it leeched onto her like a glamazon virus,that transformed her into this Highly chic newyork girl trying to marry a rich handsome dude!i mean
Wht the hell happened!



my expectations from andy were very high, i mean writing for something important like government politics,i thought she was going to be the real andy, full of hope and life! but i think runway did have a huge impact on her and it leeched onto her like a glamazon virus,that transformed her into this Highly chic newyork girl trying to marry a rich handsome dude!i mean
Wht the hell happened!
anyways continuing my nonsenscial ranting all lauren talks in this book is about how andy did this how andy did that! i mean this is the concept of revenge she came up with, that andy became successful!
Miranda wanted her to be successful that's why she recommended her to every other publication she was interviewing!
It did have few share of parts of Miranda! by few i mean

FEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

FEW!!!!
Miranda priestly the High Priestess of Runway,The best editor who can tell the difference between Blue sweater and cerulean one and can give a highly cliched lecture on the self importance of fashion , has a few pages! ARE U KIDDING ME!
she was the star, she was the Pièce de résistance, the main attraction!
SORRY without the star there is no audience!
and without the devil there shall be no prada!
Revenge wears prada was a huge disappointment,lacking originality and substance,was completely pretentious Lauren is presented a highly cliched version of andy which has put to shame to the exuberant vibe of its prodigious precedent!

She came in Like a WRECKING BALL!

okay so i'm going to rant about Destiny hope Cyrus betta put ur seat belt on! because this is going to be a heavy ride around drama town!
well miley hasn't been always my favorite singer/actress but i always liked her, never really loved here though!
but after seeing we can't stop and wrecking ball i kinnda like her!
see i can be nice!
she has become into a sophisticated, mature adult!

see wht i mean! and she being out there making cool and hip songs ( no pun there)
about how she can't stop partying and how she can't stop taking photosessions with terry richardson(God that Guy is SOOOOOoooo creppy if i were miley io would stay aa km away from him) and how here life was half destroyed by wrecking ball *cough* liam!
well anyhooooo!
i mean yeah she is acting kinnda freaky nowadays but these are days to explore, to find new opportunities to have new experiences like smoking pot, rubbing up ur ass on robin thickes crotch and making a sledge hammer and wrecking ball look hella coool!

i mean i am actually liking the new miley, she's hip and cool and i lover new songs.if u look at my ipaod there used to be only two miley songs there, the climb ( which was so damn emotional) and party in the USA ( honey please i would never want to come to USA for a damn party)
the things about being naked infront of all the whole world i mean YEAH SURE NO BIGGE everybody has been there done that,
you'll see there will come a time when selena gomes will be on a Mexican pinata naked and singing an GOD awful song which she herself didn't write nor contributed!
miley is an amazing artist , and i admire her new look and everything because she is doing something different
i don't appreciate her enought to support her. i'm just saying let her do wht she wanna do! let her be!
in the end we all know where she'sgonna end up in!
the only problem i have for miley is her fashion sense!
GURL u need some really nice wardrome, some dior armani shit, u know wht i'm saying!
when i saw her in this vomit of Fashiionista!
i was like puking my karl lagarfeld out! wht was she thinking!
my most rpobabale guess was thay she was being ruanchy and trying to make  statement! that she doesn't care shit about what  people say!
a mantra she be yelling all over the world!
anyways KUDOS to you miley

Lorde- a perfect example wht the music Industry has become!

so when i heard Lorde, the 16-year-old singer-songwriter,knocked Miley Cyrus off her “Wrecking Ball” to top Billboard’s Hot 100 charts and i was like are u effing kidding me, than i had a thought she must have a pretty good song, which was obviously much more hip and amazing then wrecking ball, so i searched her song called ahem! excuse me while i barf "royals" when i heard this song, it was satan himself was crying because the song was so damn ugly and her voice too, i mean did u guys even bother in opening up the lyrics of that song! i mean they make no absolute sense at all! let me give u guys an example

"And we'll never be royals (royals).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz."


okay so the frizz ball is saying she clearly doesn't want to be the next kate Middleton! okay seems right now , but wait!

"Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me queen Bee And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy"


 and then in the second line of the chorus she runs and saying she wants to be a royal and wants to rule, i mean make up ur mind sista whts wrong with you!

and i can't even describe it any further,i mean the lyrics were so twisted and out of sense that it literally gave me nightmares in the night! i have no idea whts wrong with people out there, they listen to this crap and get these kinda people famous for nothing who smack stars like Selena Gomez over their come and get it songs which BTW it was an amazingly good song as compared to ROYAAAAALS! i mean if i got drunk and write a song,does that mean i willbe on top on billboard charts tooooO! YAY! and this so called singer says Taylor Swift is so flawless" B-PLEASE tyalor swift is fire breathing demon from hell! i so hate her, but her songs are good, i will soon write about miss taylor in the next coming up post but right now let us focus on lorde! seriously LORDE! wht kinnda name is that! why do people don't put their original names, is there a law saying to not to use ur Original names sheeesh! WHY is this song number one anyways! people these days listen all kinds of crap rather than listening to original music thinking they listen to cool peppy music and which adds to their ridiculous swag! UFF! i had enough! if lorde doesn't come up with a decent single which actually is for us humans then and only then i might write about something a little bit nicer abut her! but for the time being LORDE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE( not gaga's applause but really sarcastic applause) for raping my eardrum! UR EVIL!